Ogenki desuka? You were a part of my life albeit briefly many, many years ago, but for some strange reason I have found you back recently, still reminiscent of the awkward but awfully fun times that we shared. Of course, there is also your beloved family, and your friends from the kindergarten. By the way, how does it feel to stay the same age for over 20 years? You must be the envy of many people!
So, many things have changed since I last saw you, though I have to say that my memories of you and your misadventures have long turned fuzzy. Forgive me, but I didn't realise that you had a pet dog. Then, your mother gave birth to your baby sister. I don't know which came first, but that shouldn't be a huge concern anyway. You are still the same old Shin-chan, I think.
Now, I know that you are such an iconic presence. I mean, there are just so many of your movies and specials. Occasionally, you go on a different form of misadventure with rather grand themes, like time-travelling. The contrast between the past and present, or the present and future doesn't seem to bother you as much as it did to the people around you. Even though a lot of things don't make sense, in the end your antics still help solve the problems though the process is anything but smooth-sailing.
One thing that I still remember is your penchant for cracking lewd jokes. Well, you are still able to get away with that, and honestly if it weren't for such an easily identifiable trait, you wouldn't even be half as charming. Unfortunately, your daddy isn't so lucky on the same line. That said, I'm surprised that your buttocks are incredibly flexible. Being able to rise on command for your routine dance is indeed something.
Watching you again after so many years hasn't felt any much different. I'm still easily tickled by the most unseemly stuff. Frankly, your behaviour isn't the best in this world, but for some strange reason a lot of people are unusually accepting of it. Perhaps the laughter has become so out of control that nothing else matters anymore. Yeah, I feel that too most of the time. I suppose that I have to thank you for all those wonderful memories of watching your misadventures.
I wish you well. Till then.
Written by J.Fluffysheep ♪