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10 Nosebleeds That Could Save The World (Kind Of)

From time to time, we would come across public service announcements requesting blood donations here and there. Well, imagine a similar situation taking place in an anime. Nosebleeds are so eerily common that it is also somewhat a mystery how those characters are still able to live on with the insanely high levels of bloodshed. Anyway, just for laughs! Here are 10 nosebleeds that I think could save the world from blood shortage.


Nosebleed #1
Level: Low
Course Of Action: Place a small teacup to hold the bleeding. About 150 to 200ml should suffice. Dab affected area with wet wipes.


Nosebleed #2
Level: Medium

Course Of Action: This requires a sharp instinct as the blood is actually spurting. The blood is best collected inside a wide, flat container. Have a person to catch hold of the bleeder as he or she might eventually collapse from the outburst.


Nosebleed #3
Level: Medium
Course Of Action: The bleeding here doesn't seem to splatter in all directions, yet the area is surprisingly contained which should make the collection quite a piece of cake! A small pot is recommended for the girth.


Nosebleed #4
Level: Medium-High
Course Of Action: Now, this is tricky. The bleeding resembles a geyser, hence there might be a partial or even near-complete wastage of blood. A few containers are absolutely necessary to catch the blood. Oh, it would be great to have some highly absorbent fabric to soak up the splatter on the walls and ceiling...


Nosebleed #5
Level: Medium-High
Course Of Action: Same as Nosebleed #4.


Nosebleed #6
Level: High
Course Of Action: You need a pretty large glass tank for this one! Remember to call an ambulance as well. 


Nosebleed #7
Level: High
Course Of Action: Same as Nosebleed #6.


Nosebleed #8
Level: Very High
Course Of Action: We have a pair over here! The bloodshed should be very complicated, so something like a wading pool would be ideal to hold the blood in! 


Nosebleed #9
Level: Artistically High
Course Of Action: Wow, I have to say that I am very impressed with their bleeding! Don't they resemble the water fountains in the park or something? Yeah, you need an enormous perimeter to catch the pretty artwork (?)...


Nosebleed #10
Level: Are You Human???!!!
Course Of Action: Call the funeral company ambulance cleaning company everybody.

Eccentrically Yours.

Written by J.Fluffysheep ♪

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