Well, the weather has been terrible of late. Sure, there is considerable rainfall all across the country, but the humidity is driving a lot of people crazy. I am not exaggerating when I say we could literally turn into sweat puddles here. Anyway, it is important to cool down as always, though drinking water itself doesn't seem very helpful anymore. Let's get a little crazier, shall we?
Okay, who am I kidding? Snowballs in a tropical country? But I bet it is so much fun trying (not) to kill each other by pelting one snowball after another. I don't know if using ice cubes would trigger a similar effect - then again, ice cubes might just kill anybody unless you crush them in advance or something. Ah, I want to see snow...okay, never mind.
If you happen to possess the gift of magic (delusional or otherwise), perhaps summoning an avalanche might help improve the situation. I am sure nothing beats a huge downfall of frozen water over people, people and more people. Water guns are too troublesome, since you have to manually reload them. An avalanche is better, seriously.
Oh, you don't look too happy here! Had too many slices of watermelon? Hmm, I love watermelon - actually, I prefer them juiced and chilled for hours. But it should be fun disembowelling watermelons just like how those anime characters do during summer. Then, you can spit watermelon seeds at each other and try (not) to kill each other with the skins.
Or if you have already sort of lost it under the weather, you might want to try force-feeding fluids - okay, that doesn't look very enticing to begin with, not when it looks like potential murder at the same time. Argh! Stop it, stop it! Moving on...
Swimming is a healthy, affordable option worth considering if you don't mind the idea of a little exercise as well. I prefer soaking inside the pool though, or splashing water at other patrons...I mean, friends! Hmm, that reminds me of water bombs - as a kid I had played them in school with the rest of the class. Of course, none of us had thought of the consequences beforehand. In fact, nobody would!
Honestly, if nothing else works effectively for you, just get intimate with the electric fan (or the air-conditioner). Uh, it is probably a good idea to maintain a bit of distance between you and the appliance, unless you fancy disfiguring part of your face in the process. Then again, the electric fan has always been a saviour. Aaaaaah... Eccentrically Yours. Written by J.Fluffysheep ♪
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