U can also bowl at home...just follow these simple steps!

The target pins...2 Giant 45cm Jumbo Snow Stitch, one standing and one siting. Actually they looked like those ostensibly cute Alien "eggs" if you had watched any of the Aliens movies. It's kinda scary yet thrilling to think that if you have a dozen of such stitches in your room, it'll look like the Aliens' nesting ground.

...Well..bowling session begins,

Now ready your bowling ball. U need giant balls too to knock them out... Here I have prepare a huge bubble roll that should able to do the job. First u need to clean the ball nice and shinny because my floor is oily and for maximum "screw" effect. Also it makes you look "pro" ^_^

Next, lift the titanic ball up and aim at those targets, well...if u have the strength to do so without having your legs trembling...then that's excellent! U see... going to the gym pays off for days like this.

Finally, swing the balls back a little and release it. Do not THROW the ball like a bomb onto the floor because your neighbour below will sue you for disturbance. Also you don't wanna end up the whole HDB building collapse like a pile of cards because of u. Then at the very last moment of the release, do a calculated "pull-up" to screw the ball so that it will curve like a beautiful banana-shaped path to its target pins. (Who likes to keep seeing you bowl in a boring straight line unless u look like Brad Pitt....) Lastly, maintain your balance and posture. Do not fall down because people are watching u. It is extremely embarrashing. Trust me, your friends will soothe u sincerely.. "its okay... its alright..I also fall down like u before" (..in their minds, that's such an ugly fall..controlling very hard not to laugh)

but as soon as they reach home and office, they will tell their colleagues and girlfriends.. and they all LAUGH....hahahaha..

So u see, bowling is a simple sport if u just follow these simple steps..