Ah, there is a group of guys in the water! Hello boys...uh, what happened? All of you don't look too well. Say that again? Your swim trunks came loose and drifted off somewhere?!! But why would...okay, just calm down for a bit while somebody...oh, is that your friend over there on a float? Her hand seems to be clutching onto some fabric. Those are your swim trunks? Oh, that is such a relief! Okay, I think that I should leave you guys some privacy. Oh, I'm looking for contestants for a swimsuit competition. But I guess that you guys aren't very interested. See you around!
Uh, that oniichan over there? Hi, do you have a minute to spare? I'm actually scouting for suitable candidates for a swimsuit competition, and I think that you have what it takes to become one of the top contenders. Perhaps you would like to consider giving it a shot? Huh, you want to know what the first prize is? I'm not so certain myself regarding the prizes, because I'm just a lowly employee around here. Pardon? You wish to eat grilled saba? Well, I'm sure that you can make some at home! Why would you want to win a dozen pieces of saba from a swimsuit competition in the first place?
Oops, I'm sorry...oh, hello there. Whoa, that is a cute little crab on your hand. Is it your pet or just something that you have scooped randomly from the water? No, I don't think that I would like to bring the crab home. No, I'm not interested in buying some bananas or grapes or those peculiar-looking fruits. I just want to convince some people to take part in a swimsuit competition that is facing a great deal of problems right now. No, please stop waving that crab in my face. Pardon my intrusion. I shall get moving. The sun is pretty scorching today. How I wish that I could take a dip.
Excuse me...oh, I'm sorry for interrupting. Please continue eating that chocolate bar. Uh, it certainly looks mouth-watering.
It is with much regret that I announce the indefinite postponement of the swimsuit competition. Now, if you would all excuse me, I'm going to look for a place to hide my embarrassment in.
Written by J.Fluffysheep ♪